"How to Shit in the Woods"
You finally mustered up the courage to ask Molly Widerschmidt out on a date. You've stopped by her shop every morning for the last couple months to buy her freshly brewed coffee. Molly is an attractive woman with a warm personality and beautiful blond hair. You admire her eclectic fashion sense and her sustainably harvested shoes. She seems very interested in going out with you and you suggest a walk along the beach. What a lovely morning to walk along the beach...
Coffees in hand, you and Molly make your way down the beach. "Hmm... Good coffee" you say. "Thank you so much! You're such a great conversationalist!" replies Molly. All of a sudden you have to fart. If you time it right you can fart when the next wave crashes and Molly would never know. Your fart is hard and you freeze. "Uh, stay right here...I'll be right back!" You duck away to take a quick shit...it burns (good coffee) and you spend the rest of the romantic walk tugging at your underwear and scratching your icthy ass.
This wine is fruity and makes my ass itch.
No Metal
Zoltar, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
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